JESSE SALAS

Builder. Comedian. Human.
Four businesses. One voice. Zero filters.

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The Story

I'm Jesse. I build businesses with AI, tell jokes to stay sane, and figure it out as I go.

Started from nothing in tech. Now running 4 companies powered by AI โ€” and documenting every step so you can do it too.

This isn't a guru site. It's real life, real failures, real wins. Pull up a chair.

What I'm Building

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Kill Tony AI

AI comedy training app. Get one minute on the mic, get baseball-style scoring from an AI judge.

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bombed.app

Where comedians go when jokes die. A safe space for the worst sets and the best lessons.

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OpenClaw Stack

Running 4 computers + a DGX Spark. My whole life automated by AI agents working 24/7.

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Four Colors Book

A book about human nature, personality, and the colors we all are. Coming soon.

The Comedy

"If it doesn't scare you or make you laugh, it's probably not worth doing." โ€” Me, probably

Stand-up clips, Kill Tony breakdowns, and jokes I'm too lazy to polish. Follow along on socials.

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